The power to ?-1.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The power to be blind

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The power to have no powers

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!