The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to to think less

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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ability to find good woman drivers

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hello

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!