The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!