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Are You A Zombie?

  • The power to permanently feel all pain every single person has and will ever have.

  • The power to have some rest when sleeping

  • hey its great!!!

  • The power to smell food, but only that from a dumpster.

  • The power to complete a rubix cube but only when your not holding a rubix cube

  • And everybody walks the dinosaur?

  • Just put the floors where the walls are and the walls where the floors are perfect!

  • Can you learn to control it? If so, this can be very useful.

  • just jump before activating it

  • "Just put the floors where the walls are and the walls where the floors are perfect!"

  • Even if you couldn't control the power it still wouldn't be totally useless. Think about it. If you can walk thru the wall and technically the floors as well you could still sneak into areas. Assuming the floor isn't above head height. Then you could still walk in, but you would only be chest height or so.

  • Dude, look at the wording of this power. You'd fall through floors but not through shoes right? Wear shoes and you'd never fall through. Although it does mean if you are not naked you cant go through walls anyways....

  • How to make this power easier Step 1. Run at wall Step 2. Jump Step 3. Phaze through wall Step 4. Solidify before you hit the ground

  • Through ceilings?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!