The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to write a country song

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to poo.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to look like yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!