The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!