The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to not exist.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!