The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

Black power

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power of exact change

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to have a pointless power.

the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

Th power to be telepathetic

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!