The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to like this power

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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the power to shit bicks

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power of learning

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!