The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to have no superpower

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to kill yourself at will

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the power to write comic books

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to read your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!