The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to have a power

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!