The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to see where light is not present.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!