ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

Steel kidneys

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to give vegetables immortality.

The power to circumcise yourself

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!