The power to be french.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to be a woman

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to change to justin biber

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to misspell

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to move something right next to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!