to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!