The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!