The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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Stop clapping

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power 2 kiss ur own ass

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to smell whore

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!