The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to hurt the people you love

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

the power to read captchas

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to see your own imagination.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!