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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses
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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.
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+19
THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE
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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.
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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.
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the power to be powerless.
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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground
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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.
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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him
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The ability to pee your pants at will.
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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.
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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.
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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch
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the power to fart at the worst moments
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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman
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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.
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+113
power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around
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+134
The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card
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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary
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The power to listen to justin beiber
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The power to turn 12% invisible.
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+138
The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.
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+131
The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle
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The power to give people std's during intercourse
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!