Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to like any show

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!