the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to see when people fart.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to smell poop

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!