The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to die at will.

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to fall unconscious at will.

The power to be powerless.

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

Grass eating

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power of night-blindness.

The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

The power to grow more genitals.

The ability to Transform into an active grenade

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!