The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!