The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!