The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Endless falling....

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!