The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to breath in space

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to make water expire.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to make money disappear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!