the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to uncontrollably generate money, but only when your about to get mugged.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power of immunity to paper cuts.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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being black

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The power to...lick you're nose

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to catch em all

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the power to die at will

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!