The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

the power to fart out of your penis

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to kill yourself

the power to transform into yourself

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

the power to read this sentence

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

the power to kill yourself

The power to lower your IQ at will.

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The power to fart on a plane.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!