The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!