The power to not Waste time

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!