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The power to be blind
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The power to have no powers
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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...
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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.
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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...
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The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,
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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire
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The power to pronounce the word "rural."
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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.
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The ability to change the writing on signs
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the ability to think you can fly
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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.
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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.
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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.
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The power to be alive, many hours before you die
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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.
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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.
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The power to get hurt every other hour
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The power to slam revolving doors.
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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers
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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese
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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug
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the ability to hear yourself think
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the pouwer giv mee gramr
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!