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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees
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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.
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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.
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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl
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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.
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the power to speak in sign language.
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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.
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the power to speak only in binary
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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos
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ability to fly in a plane
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The ability to pull open push only doors
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the power to be invisible when sleep.
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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.
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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order
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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something
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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february
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the power to win any shit eating contest.
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the power to cook sandwiches when married
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The power to bleed
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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.
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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.
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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.
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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!