the power to float one atom above the ground

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power drown in water

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!