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Crap out everything you're allergic too
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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.
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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.
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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.
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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else
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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood
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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!
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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.
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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose
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the power to summon a massive midget
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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.
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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.
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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart
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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.
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The power to predict the present
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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders
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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.
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The power to die using your willpower.
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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.
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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.
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The power to go back in time but never go forward
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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)
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The ability to read the recaptcha images
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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!