The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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Having the power of a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!