the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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the power to predict the past

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to speak braille

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!