power to fly...backwards.

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

the power to shit liquidly

The power of Superuselessnessman

The power to see through air.

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

the super power to remove your super power

The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to eat anything in a minute.

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

The power to fly when u are in an elevator

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

The power to obtain money, by going to work

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!