to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to transform into yourself

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!