the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

The power to think of a funny power

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to part grass.

The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

The power to sit anywhere

like this if your name is jack

Meatvision.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power find anything on Google. Except Love.

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power rangers

the power to get fat in America

The power to create shit

The power to move through time at the speed of time.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

Grow a new beard every day

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!