The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

X-ray vision that only works on windows

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

Ladder hands.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to withstand camel rape.

The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

Being alive (until you die).

power to see through glass doors

The power of Acid Tears

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!