The power to fall up.

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Power to develop diseases.

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!