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The power to have a power thats a power
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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards
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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.
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the power to teleport to the center of the earth
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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore
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the power to walk halfway through a wall
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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress
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The power to make only slightly funny jokes
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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.
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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane
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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!
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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs
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The ability to not come back to life when you die.
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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.
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The power to eat anything that is from a plant
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the power to defecate while standing up...
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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time
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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months
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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you
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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.
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The power to produce sweat when hot.
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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.
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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald
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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!