The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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Stop clapping

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power to fly in space

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the power to die....

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!