the power to catch em' all

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power of bad luck

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The ability to park very acurately

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!