The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to see into the present

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to walk .1% faster

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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!