The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to be dead

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!