The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to die at will.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!