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The power to go to hell
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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters
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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.
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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!
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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one
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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.
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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair
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The ability to think of an ability - JW
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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.
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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice
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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.
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The power to turn food into shit.
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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass
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The power to make water expire.
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The power to divide by zero
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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.
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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking
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THe power too spel.
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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that
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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.
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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht
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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.
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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.
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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!