the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!