The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Retractable Teeth

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to give yourself cancer

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!