The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to see through glass

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!