The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to be -100% faster...

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to unsee the unseen.

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The power to be 13% bullet proof.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!