the ability to die without any control

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to exist

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to say you have no power

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!