The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to pee backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!