The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to control dodos

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!