The power to eat your poop

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to fall up.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!