The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to die

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!