The power to see through water

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The power to die

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to do totally nothing

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make youself dumb

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Dejavu

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!