The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to self destruct

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!