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The power of trolling your self
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The power to shower naked.
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yo mama
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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.
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The power to be bad at everything
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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!
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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air
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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes
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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.
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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush
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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.
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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)
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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.
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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.
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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian
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Power to freeze ice.
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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital
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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop
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The power to only be able to eat poop
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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes
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The power to give this thumbs-up
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!