The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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sexy

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!