the power to milk cows with your mind

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to kill yourself

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to think with your mind only

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!