The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to believe it's not butter

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power of shitting bricks

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!