The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to release the bogus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!