the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the power to become demented

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the power to not finish your

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!