The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

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Immunity to medication

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to spelle caretly

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the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!