The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to see where light is not present.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Dejavu

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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to die when you are happy

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!