The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to die

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!