The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to die

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power of Being stupid

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

The power to die randomly,for no reason.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

the power to turn into a bucket of water

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The power to create pointless superpowers at will.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!