The power to autocorrect your mom.

super strength for picking up a gallon water

The super power to kill yourself at will

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to speak only one language

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power of make your leg invisible

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to go to hell

The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

The power to shit someone elses pants.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power to dance in the dark

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!