The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to not do it.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The ability to jump

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Endless falling....

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to die when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!