The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to see through doors once they are opened.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!