the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to watch tv

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!