Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Liam Brudenell

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i like pie.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to have a small penis

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!