The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to transform into yourself.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!