The power to be super jewish

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!