The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to watch grass grow

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to go to hell

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!