The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to smell the future

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to chew with your tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!