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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.
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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.
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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"
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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly
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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged
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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world
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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back
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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.
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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will
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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.
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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating
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The power to fly 3 inches.
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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.
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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders
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the power to do totally nothing
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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.
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To write a pointless power on paper to use.
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The power to like Justin Beiber
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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.
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The power to reverse walk backwards.
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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever
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the power to eat people :D
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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete
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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!