The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to die at will

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to restate the obvious.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!