the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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hello

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to smell whore

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!