the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to plank

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!