The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to not have any powers

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!