The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to predict the present

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to go 100% slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!