to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!