The power of self mind control

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to predict the past

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!