the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to fall up.

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!